304 12th St, Gilcrest, CO 80623

Property Description

Behold! A 3-bedroom, 1-bath ranch-style wonderland sitting on almost a quarter acre-yes, that's right, not a farm, not a fortress, but just enough land for a slip-n-slide, a barbecue, and maybe even a tiny unicorn sanctuary (pending local zoning, of course ??). And guess what? NO HOA. That's right-no one's gonna fine you for painting your door neon chartreuse or building a tasteful 12-foot gnome out of recycled soda cans. You're free, baby! Like a bald eagle with a mortgage! Step inside and boom-cozy living, room to breathe, and an unfinished basement just waiting for your vision: a home theater, an art studio, or your very own subterranean roller disco. Disco ball not included, but hey-we believe in you. ?? Outside? Mature landscaping! These trees have been around, they've seen things. They've got wisdom. They provide shade, beauty, and occasional squirrel drama. Attached is a 1-car garage, perfect for your vehicle, storage, or a DIY dojo. Want to be close to schools and parks? You're practically neighbors with recess and fresh air! And the best part? You've got fantastic access to Hwy 85, so you can get where you're going before your coffee gets cold-and you're looking at low property taxes, folks! That's like finding money in your winter coat, every single year. So what are you waiting for? This house isn't just a place to live-it's a sitcom waiting to happen, a rom-com in the making, a warm-up act for your next big adventure. Don't miss it! "Carpe diem, folks-seize the keys!